the worst thing about writing is that you aren’t just a writer. you have to be a thousand things. a poet, a flirt, a weapons expert, a bleeding heart, a scholar, a legendary cook, a theorist, an engineer, a reckless teenage girl, a dying god. you have to be able to write monologues and speeches and heartfelt confessions, and you have to make them believable. writing is putting yourself into someone else’s shoes.
writing is really hard (◕︿◕✿)
Gravity shift! [video]
THIS IS SO COOL
City Council is re-calibrating the gravity of the city today. Citizens are warned to anticipate sudden gravity shifts and stay near objects which can be grabbed onto in the event of a shift. And now, the weather.
I imagine that right now, you’re feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm?
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
FUCK U THEY’RE MINE
Wendell is hands down the greatest homeless fashion designer who ever lived. He makes almost all his clothes from things he finds. I hadn’t seen him in awhile, so I was quite thrilled to walk up on him Tuesday, doing this to a Gandhi statue.
#the animation on the pillow shifting….#one thing about miyazakis films i cant help but adore is how difficult he makes it#theres no logical reason WHY a pillow HAS to be so intricately designed to make it more of a pain to animate shifting#but thats how it is and they do it anyway #i love it #i love it so much
I FEEL U FRIEND I FEEL YOU
women are better than men = misandry
men are better than women = misogyny
men and women are equal = feminism
everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,
everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables
everyone’s dead = supernatural
everyone’s important = doctor who
everyone’s an idiot = sherlock
everyone’s food = hannibal
"You’ve got a Green Hornet doll."
"First of all, it’s a limited edition action figure, second, it’s Green Lantern. Educate yourself and pay attention."